VALVE ANNOUNCES MAKING GAMES IS HARD
Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won’t instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time.
«Also, the game will be even better,» they added, missing an historic opportunity to create the first product delay press release to mention that a product is being delayed to make it worse.
Еще Дуглас Адамс говорил:
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.